Here's some correspondence I've had with a very strange cat by the name of Vlad.  Several months ago, he found an abandoned web page I had once worked on. All that remained on the page was a title and a broken link to a picture of Crispin Glover from when he was on Late Night trying to kick David Letterman in the face.  Vlad was intrigued by the page and emailed me about it. Thus began our beautiful relationship, which has since gone through many twists and turns of emotion, from the tender to the violent.  I invite you to explore our discussions of spiritual enlightenment, weightlifting, and Black Oak Arkansas.  Begin with Vlad's  first missive: