Man, I
am always up for stripping down to my pure nakedness to show off my muscles
(love and otherwise). My muscles are so big I just go around wearing
only a thong so that the girl-thangs (happy just to get next to me) grovel
at my feet in awe of my rippling muscles.
"The Whoop" is what
happens when I open up my bottomless pit full of aggression and beat one
of my fellow men until he cries for death and then I let rip a bloodcurdling
cry and pummel him into submission. That feeling usually makes me
think of my beautiful childhood of innocence and I usually have to go back
to the wretched rat playground I call my beauriful home and watch "Love
Story" once again while eating cheesecake.