Man, I am always up for stripping down to my pure nakedness to show off my muscles (love and otherwise).  My muscles are so big I just go around wearing only a thong so that the girl-thangs (happy just to get next to me) grovel at my feet in awe of my rippling muscles.

"The Whoop" is what happens when I open up my bottomless pit full of aggression and beat one of my fellow men until he cries for death and then I let rip a bloodcurdling cry and pummel him into submission.  That feeling usually makes me think of my beautiful childhood of innocence and I usually have to go back to the wretched rat playground I call my beauriful home and watch "Love Story" once again while eating cheesecake.

Next, Vlad gets a little antagonistic . . .