BOY?!?  Who do you think you're calling BOY?!?  I got your "boy."  My biceps were 20 inches the last time I checked, but that was a couple of years ago when I was nineteen or so and before I really got big.  Boxing and arm wrestling bores me now because it is no challenge.  What I really like to do is dose up on ecstasy and just flex and flex and flex for hours on end until I am completely insane with adrenalin and I have to go out back and dominate my pet boar as my decrepit elderly wife watches and drips with glee like the schoolgirl she is.