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This is a collection of recordings I've made over the years. They are mostly vulgar, completely childish, and (I think) pretty damn funny. You'll need the RealAudio player to hear them; if you don't have it, get it here.
This is me on former Mississippi State basketball coach Richard Williams' talk show with host Jack Cristil. Those guys are deaf as fuck. cristil.ra This is my infamous conversation with Tom Snyder. I think I saw a tear in his eye at one point... This is the ungodly sound that is made when a man trying to lick a chocolate boner attacks a television set. I'm not explaining it any further, other than by saying that I was an innocent bystander. chocbone.ra Here I ask Senator Trent Lott the tough questions that others shy away from. Just for accuracy's sake, here's a sample of "John E. Smokes," the Butthole Surfers song from which I stole an important phrase for the Lott call. smokes.ra Despite my own mental scars from working in fast food, I can't help fucking with those still suffering. Here's my recent adventure at Taco Bell. Finally, here's two birthday announcements involving my mysterious homeboy Eddie Sanchez and the late Scuzzy Cliff Burton. sanchez.ra
